“Hands down one of the best up and comics in Queens and NYC!”
—Queens Gazette
“I’ve booked thousands of comedians over the years and Chris is, hands down, one my absolute favorites to work with! Not only is he a talented comic, writer, and producer but he truly goes out of his way to reduce the stress for anyone who is an organizer such as myself. Plainly put: working with performers can sometimes be a headache and Chris is the opposite of that: he’s an aspirin for headaches. He shows up on time, focuses on the work, and will go out of his way to always make sure an event runs smoothly. Whether you need a comic, a writer, an actor or producer, hire this man with absolute confidence.”
-Todd Montesi, owner of UG! Comedy Club (NYC), comedian, featured on HBO and The NY Times
“I’ve known Chris for some time now and he *always* delivers! With the mind of David Mamet, the quick wit of Deadpool, the looks of a Soprano and the lips of a Boston Terrier, Chris Ferretti is at the top of his game and everybody elses.”
-D.B. Frick, comedian, writer for Conan and National Lampoon www.youtube.com/@DBFrick
“Chris Ferretti is a masterful storyteller and comedian whose performances are nothing short of extraordinary. With an unparalleled ability to command any room, Chris effortlessly captivates audiences with his impeccable timing and spot-on voice impressions. His storytelling prowess blends humor with engaging narratives, ensuring that every show is a unique and unforgettable experience. Whether performing at intimate venues or large stages, Chris’s charisma and comedic genius make him an ideal choice for anyone seeking a night of laughter and entertainment. Highly recommended for a memorable and uproarious evening!”
-Phil Korz national headlining comedian, featured on Prime Video, Hulu, Apple TV and producer of Big Pine Comedy Festival
“Shared the stage several times with Chris Ferretti and he is a ferocious killer onstage! Like a tornado of joy, heart, and razor sharp wit, the crowd doesnt know what hit them until it’s too late!”
-JQ, Featured on Comedy Central, Daily Show, and Opie Radio
“Chris consistently brings the laughs, and he’s super easy to work with. His guest appearance for our industry event was absolutely hilarious and let me tell you: he did not disappoint! Crowd loved him and asked when we could bring him back! Hire him with confidence.”
-David Claypoole, Founder of Claypoole Search
“Hired Chris and his brilliant comedy for a birthday celebration and it was an absolute smash hit!! Chris not only cherry picked two stellar comedians to open for him but when he came out as the headliner he absolutely killed and elevated a regular birthday party into a hilarious and unforgettable memory that none of us will ever forget for as long as we live! Seriously, I can’t say enough nice things. We’re still quoting funny lines from the show months later!!”
-Dr. Gene Ciafia, DMD
“Worked with Chris as a writer, actor, and comedian and I have to say, he truly has an ‘out of the box’ sense of humor. Such an imaginative wit. He’s a true talent to be reckoned with and enjoyed! Catch him ‘live’ or read his original writing / works / plays to laugh at so many of his truthful insights and ironies!”
—Nina Murano, Award winning actress, singer, songwriter and lyricist
“I met Chris through a one act competition and smiled when I did. Chris is a very talented writer, comedian, vocal impersonator and theatrical force. I told him and will tell you that if I had ever had a son (I am old! 🙂) I would like him to be just like Chris! He is so very talented, energetic, enthusiastic, personable and handsome. What more could you ask for?”
—Rick Mascaro, Executive Director, Lake Shore Center for the Arts
“Noticed my employees were starting to get a little burned out so I figured why not hire a comedian to help boost moral. Brought in Chris Ferretti for my company and he absolutely killed! Besides being absolutely hilarious, he was also 100% professional. And my God, his impressions are so spot on – especially his Trump! You gotta hire this guy!”
—Manning Drake, President, Climate Solutions
“You can tell this guy really loves what he does for a living. Brought Chris in for my company mixer / company roast and immediately he was a crowd favorite!! Great communication before and after the event, super professional, and I was blown away at how he went above and beyond to take everything to the next level! Everyone had so much fun! The laughs we had. We still talk about it. Can’t wait to bring him back again and again!!”
—Walter Chantlos, VP of Operations, Dralos Inc.
“Chris Ferretti is a fantastic comic who draws you into his wacky world of quirky characters with wild stories and powerful punchlines. His fine writing is matched by a stellar performance that makes him a fan favorite at any show.”
—Andrew Ginsburg, comedian and author of Pumping Irony, www.AndrewGinsburg.com
“Chris is one of the most talented people I know and the person I think of first when I’m casting a new project. His comedic timing, writing, impersonation skills and acting make him one of my all-time favorites. But even more than that, I think Chris’s superpower is his ability to connect with people on and off the stage. Every encounter with Chris is always a memorable one with a guaranteed laugh. He is someone I trust completely. Chris is the utmost professional with a heart as big as his personality.”
—Pat Gallio, Founder of Breakthrough Casting
“I met Chris a few years ago when he came to me for voice over coaching. He really took it all very seriously and has gotten ongoing work in VO through his own efforts. I knew when auditions and jobs came in, he would be on my short list of people to submit because of his “go-getter” attitude and professionalism. And when I did suggest Chris for a VO job, he booked it!! And because of his talent and professionalism, he has gotten repeat work with this producer over and over again. Also, I must mention, he is a very funny stand-up comedian who does many impressions as well!”
—David Zema, 20+ year voice over artist, producer, www.DavidZema.com
“I love working with Chris. More than just a hilarious guy, he’s authentic, sincere and always such a consummate professional. Whether it’s a club, a college, a corporate gig, he always wants to take your event to the next level. That’s so rare to find in an entertainer these days.”
—Krista Komador, comedian, actress, producer, www.madamekomondor.com
“And this…? This is what you’ve decided to do with your education?”
—Dad
“Why couldn’t you just sell drugs like everyone else your age?”
—Mom
“I love his plays! They really help me level out the coffee table in my living room.”
—Grandma
“Horrible impersonator. Sounds nothing like me.”
—Donald Trump
“A superb … performer…writer and…I’m sorry, it’s hard to write with a gun pointed at your head. If you’re reading this…HELP!!! Call the police!!”
-Steven Speilburg, famed director on the hit tv series Columbo
“Hey bub, why don’t you take that little joke book of yours and shove it straight up your ass!”
-Wolverine
“I’d be glad to help! It’s all about breathing and just letting it happen. Like anyone who’s ever been on a date with P. Diddy.”
-Deadpool
“💦”
-Hawk Tuah girl
“Watched his comedy special while I was on trial for that triple homicide that I definitely didn’t commit. Not bad.”
—Tollbooth Tony
“Last year he was only late with his rent twelve times. Which is still better than the time I rented to Shia LaBeouf.”
—Lorenzo my landlord